this tumblr is hilarious. →
Your kids won’t turn left-handed if you teach them that some people are...– Sarah Silverman (via Twitter)
The transgendered community has to be protected. I just don’t have any tolerance...– Barack Obama (via andythenerd)
eatsleepcamp: “Taking your child to a face-painting booth does not make them a cat!” Once again, I love Jon Stewart, and I particularly love him here for making this exactly what it should be. reblogging again, because you should watch this.
An engineering professor is treating her husband, a loan officer, to dinner for...– Deb Price (via mymiserablemidwest)
on the subject of easter
me: rabbits don't lay eggs!
doombat: of course they do! HAHAHA. I just farted
\misc: Hackability and the Next Generation of... →
ryhanh: I love Apple. They create products that are extraordinarily well designed. In particular, they make use of metaphors and gestures in a way that makes technology understandable to users. Its amusing to see how much they excel at convincing people that they’re tech-literate. For end users, that’s… why I like linux. and why I don’t like apple.
So interesting I actually read the whole thing →
yayyy describing the difference between cross-dressing and transsexualism.
gaywrites: The video everyone’s talking about: FOX News Houston showed a segment debating whether Glee is homosexual propaganda. They say shows like Glee are glamorizing homosexuality and focusing too much on homosexual relationships, which is apparently troubling. Are you kidding me? More. so many things wrong with this: WHAT IS UP WITH THIS PROPAGANDA NONSENSE? does seeing gay people make...
I’m going to burn garbage in my backyard with Styrofoam… It’s Earth Day! Have...– Glenn Beck, on how he planned to spend his Earth Day in 2010 (via reallyfoxnews)
I’m very proud of myself.– Donald Trump, taking credit for destroying the only plank of his potential presidential bid (via aatombomb)
these people make me sick. please sign the petition. http://t.co/hYNkFIn
They make it seem like a social issue, like you see someone stand up on a talk...– Louis CK (via weshouldwritepornography) This is from Louis’ stand-up special Shameless, I think. The transcribed quotation doesn’t do him justice; this guy is so funny. (via iamaffably)
Cute username ideas →
So, my sister was trying to come up with a new username, and we found this site. It is quite amusing. Go read it. Please. Also: I totally want to make a band named after one of these, and get all of our song names from this list.
How To Tell If You Are Transgendered
queerloveforever: How To Tell If You Are Transgendered by Melanie Anne “Am I a transsexual?” That is the first question all of us ask. By the end of this article, you’ll either have the answer or know exactly how to go about finding it. Trangendered or Transsexual? First of all, there is a big difference between being transgendered and being a transsexual. Transgender folk feel like...
"Don't say gay" bill passes in committee in... →
gaywrites: A senate committee in Tennessee passed a bill prohibiting the discussion of sexual minorities in public schools. The aptly named “don’t say gay” bill was proposed by state senator Stacey Campfield, on the premise of promoting age-appropriate curriculum in schools. The measure was approved 6-3. On Top magazine reports: In 2008, the 42-year-old unmarried Campfield made clear his...
Seriously Not Fucking Funny Post of the Day →
lgbtlaughs: I’ve neglected to post about this here because it’s not funny and very triggering, but I want to spread the word; please follow the link and sign the petition. Trigger Warning: graphic video, violent cissexism. Please proceed with caution! sign this petition right now.
FULL LENGTH DISNEY MOVIES Finding Nemo The Lion King Peter Pan Pooh’s Heffalump Movie Pinocchio Lady and The Tramp Doug’s First Movie Dumbo Pocahontas Aladdin Hercules The Little Mermaid Toy Story Cinderella Alice In Wonderland Tarzan Beauty and The Beast Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs The Lion King II Mulan
Guys, shut up! Shut up! Who’s Hitler?– Nora
Fox News runs "Muslim ban on padded bras" hoax... →
reallyfoxnews: According to a March 14, 2011 Fox Nation story, “The Council of Islamic Ideology in Pakistan has protested the use of padded and colourful bras by Muslim women, and recommended that Pakistani Muslim researchers should try to invent an innerwear that makes female assets unnoticeable.” The problem is, if one takes the time to track the story back to its source, the whole thing is...
Awesome Shattered Art
puncteq: By Brock Davis
We won the [Iraq] war. We take over the oil fields…There’s no way on my watch...– Donald Trump, clearly understanding the war extended occupation of Iraq, prioritizing accordingly, and speaking really fantastic English. (via reallyfoxnews)
Two Hobbits and a Huge Eagle
Frodo: Oh shit, Mount Doom is erupting slash falling apart.
Samwise: Oh shit.
Huge Eagle: Hey guys.
Frodo: Oh shit, a huge eagle.
Samwise: Oh shit.
Huge Eagle: No, it's cool. I'm here to rescue you.
Frodo: Oh cool.
Huge Eagle: Here we go.
Frodo: I'm not waiting for shit, Sam. This place is blowing up. The bad kind.
Samwise: No, I'm totally cool with getting rescued, but...
Huge Eagle: I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
Frodo: What the fuck, Sam? What is this?
Samwise: Well... it just seems to me lik--
Huge Eagle: LIKE MAYBE I COULD HAVE CARRIED YOU HERE FROM THE BEGINNING.
Frodo: Oh shit.
Huge Eagle: YEAH COOL LETS MAKE A SHORT FILM CALLED "THE HOBBIT AND THE EAGLE DROP A RING IN A VOLCANO".
Frodo: What. The. Fuck.
Samwise: I know.
Huge Eagle: HEY HAVE YOU GUYS READ THAT PAMPHLET CALLED "FRODO RIDES A BIRD TO THE MOUNTAINS"?
Frodo: I wouldn't even read that.
Huge Eagle: Right?
Samwise: But a lot of people died for this, and--
Huge Eagle: WHAT ABOUT "TITANIC"? SHOULD AN EAGLE HAVE PECKED THE FUCKING ICEBERG INTO LITTLE FUCKING FLAKES FOR THE BLOCKBUSTER "CRUISE SHIP SNOW DAY"?
Frodo: Yeah, that sounds lame.
Samwise: It's just that--
Frodo: No, Sam. He's right. Nobody wants to watch "Braveheart's Bird Eats The King".
Huge Eagle: OR "WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S AND THE HUGE EAGLE".
Frodo: Okay, I would watch that.
yayyy fancy new email address
because “firstname.lastname@example.org” is kinda long to write out, and nobody ever knows how to spell it, I now have an exciting new address: email@example.com yay and it forwards to my normal gmail address, so I can still use gmail/check everything at once. besides, it makes me look all pretentious and fancy-like, haha.
stfuconservatives: Submitted by aspeeder. damn, that bible sure is inconvenient, isn’t it?
Bill O’Reilly asked me, is there a Muslim problem? And I said absolutely, yes....– President-elect Donald Trump (via reallyfoxnews)
puncteq: “Payback for Pearl Harbor”? Are you fucking kidding me? Our horrific “payback” consisted of two atomic bombs. Pearl Harbor death toll: 2,500 Recent Japan earthquake/tsunami death toll: over 10,000 Atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki death toll: 150,000-246,000 I hate America.