[Image Description: (Screenshot from the Romney: Believe in America website’s page on Romney’s stance on Gun Rights.) As president, Mitt will work to expand and enhance access and opportunities for Americans to hunt, shoot, and protect their families, homes and property, and he will fight the battle on all fronts to protect and promote the Second Amendment.] [End description]
I can always depend on Mittens to defend my right to hunt and shoot my family.
MITT ROMNEY WILL MAKE FAMILICIDE LEGAL!
Mitt Romney and the horrible, no-good, very bad sentence structure. Yikes.
Family members, watch out: if Romney wins in November (lolneverhappening) I will then have the right to hunt and shoot you if you buy me shitty Christmas gifts.
(Actually, my family gives the best gifts. But still. You’ve been warned.)