WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T LIKE BON IVER?
THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE! HIS EXPERIMENTAL YET RUSTIC CHAMBER POP IS AKIN TO A FOREST LULLABY!
PITCHFORK GAVE HIM A 9.5! A 9.5 OUT OF 10!
THE SCALE ONLY GOES TO TEN!
WHAT YOU’RE ADMITTING IS TANTAMOUNT TO SOCIAL SUICIDE!
WHAT’S NEXT, A BIKE WITH GEARS? SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR?
BOW TO THE PREVAILING TASTE CONSENSUS!
CONFORM TO A COMMODIFIED RUSE OF INDIVIDUALISM AND AUTHENTIC PREDISPOSITION OR GET OUT OF THIS TOWN!
IS THIS SOME KIND OF PERFORMANCE ART, OR POLITICAL DISSENT? BECAUSE THEN IT MIGHT BE OKAY!
I JUST DON’T FIND IT ALL THAT AMAZING! CAN’T I PREFER RECORDS THAT I PERSONALLY CONNECT WITH AND ENJOY?
NO, THAT’S RIDICULOUS!
JOIN US OR DIE!
Bon Iver showed me his new tattoo. It is a tiny sparrow whose heart is exposed, and within the heart is a map of the world showing every place we’ve been together, and in every place we’ve been together is a tiny perfect rendition of us with our bodies entwined. He did the tattoo himself.