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Cat Produces Entire Dubstep Record on iPad

Notable dubstep producer Anton the cat has taken a fresh approach to his latest record. With a handful of iPad apps, he’s composed, arranged, recorded and mastered 12 tracks comprising what one critic is calling “his richest work to date.”

“The nuance on this record is really outstanding,” says Jim Wong of DubWorld Magazine. “The fact that he created it without a traditional workstation is monumental. Also, he’s a cat — the fact that it even sounds like music is pretty cool.”

Via Koloah.

lol. dubstep.

So, studies have proven that rats laugh when you tickle them. And now they cuddle tiny teddy bears. Rats, you are wonderful.

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Dog Finishes Internet, Finds the Whole Thing Kind of Boring

Darby, a local corgi pup, reportedly finished the entire Internet at 3:45 this afternoon.  According to sources close to the situation, he’s been browsing the web non-stop for the past 23 weeks and actually finished ahead of schedule.  Sources say that upon viewing the the last page of the last site, Darby let out a yawn, shrugged and went to play with a bone he had hidden behind the couch.

“He was clearly unimpressed.  I think especially once he got into the meme era, it started boring him — all that stuff about cats who can’t spell was totally not appealing to him,” says dog sociologist and behavior expert Terrence Gruber.  ”On the other hand, he’s a dog, so who really knows what they’re thinking?”

Via z5.

gpoy this summer.

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Cat Blogger Obsessed With Google Analytics

Chili, a cat who runs a popular blog about architecture in an around Cleveland, OH, is absolutely obsessed with Google Analytics reports.  According to friends, Chili checks the referrals report hourly and always keeps the real-time traffic open in Safari.

All that obsessive analytics tracking might be paying off, though: Chili’s blog is the most popular Cleveland architecture website in Ohio.

Via racksabbath.

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4 Out of 5 Interior Designers Prefer Cats to Shag Carpet

A survey conducted by Better Homes and Gardens finds that if cost was not a factor, 80% of interior decorators would incorporate cats over shag carpeting in their designs.

“At the end of the day, carpet is lifeless,” says Frederick Murray, designer and host of HGTV’s Flip This Cat. “With cats, you bring that plushness into the space, but it’s dynamic. One day they’re on the floor, the next day they’re in your armoire. It keeps things fresh.”

Sophie, Submitted by Felicia Sullivan.

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Pomeranian Pup Has Too Many Hobbies

A 12-week-old Pomeranian named Jay has abolutely no free time. It’s not that the Ontario pup is over worked — he just has way too many hobbies.

“Jay’s favorite activity is rolling in the wet grass and barking at his ball,” says Karyn Stepien, a source close to the situation. “He also enjoys trying to eat dirt and pretending that socks are monsters. Jay also likes to imitate Tom Brady.”

How does he keep it all together?

No, seriously, how?

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Dog Bodega Owner Is a Hit With Locals

By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent

Business has been booming at a Queens bodega ever since its owner was unceremoniously let go and replaced with a dog.

“He’s just the coolest,” says a neighborhood youngster, referring to Giant, a black Lab. “Like, yesterday I wanted to buy some Twizzlers but I was a dollar short. He didn’t even say anything.”

In addition to his lenient sales policies, locals cite Giant’s equally strict adherance to tobacco laws.

“Oh yeah, good luck buying smokes from him without an ID,” says Ray Canterbury. “My grandmother just happened to forget hers, and he just wasn’t having it. He literally blocked the tobacco shelf — as if she was going to take the whole display. She’s 83.”

Still, residents wouldn’t have it any other way. “Come on, even the last guy would tell you a dog is way better,” Canterbury says, stepping up to the counter. “Isn’t that right, buddy? Who’s a good boy? Huh? Who’s a good boy? Uh, let me get a Powerball and some 9-volt batteries.”

Via amadea56.

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PHOTO OP: Admit It, You Want to Hug this Bunny

Via julochka.

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Pug Immediately Regrets Buying Trampoline

A Seattle pug named Franklin saw a trampoline at Target and did what any other self-respecting American would in that situation — he slapped down his debit card and rolled that sucker home.

After a good hour scouting the perfect location and tending to some basic assembly, he was ready to hop on.

“He’s been bouncing for about five hours now,” says Gerald Robinson, one of about 40 onlookers who have encircled the hopeless pup. “You can tell he wants out, but he hasn’t been able to break the cycle. I sure hope he kept the receipt.”

Via Jill Watson, by way of Bunny Food.

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Experts: Cats Do Not Make Good Dinner Party Guests

According to experts at the Miss Digsby School of Animal Etiquette in Canton, OH, cats are generally not thought to be good dinner party guests.  ”Our research shows us that cats are 230% more likely than dogs, and 1200% more likely than people, to make egregious errors in following proper social mores while at the dinner table,” said feline civility expert Thaddeus Lemon.  

Among the leading mistake cats are likely to make are batting their food around, leaving their paws on the table and falling asleep in the gravy.

Via Narith5. 

catgasm:

one of these things is not like the other

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Cat Procrastinates on Term Paper Assignment

The school year is in its final throes, but that means exams and term paper deadlines loom heavy on the horizon. Lulabell, a student at the University of Southern California, is finding it hard to concentrate on her final assignment.

“That paper counts for half her grade,” says Mandy Sellers, roommate of the procrastinating cat. “She needs to stop watching YouTube videos and get down to work.”

Via falafel1066.

gpoy

blazestuck:

my collection is complete

sdzoo:

Koala-back ride by Stinkersmell on Flickr.