Dog Finishes Internet, Finds the Whole Thing Kind of Boring
Darby, a local corgi pup, reportedly finished the entire Internet at 3:45 this afternoon. According to sources close to the situation, he’s been browsing the web non-stop for the past 23 weeks and actually finished ahead of schedule. Sources say that upon viewing the the last page of the last site, Darby let out a yawn, shrugged and went to play with a bone he had hidden behind the couch.
“He was clearly unimpressed. I think especially once he got into the meme era, it started boring him — all that stuff about cats who can’t spell was totally not appealing to him,” says dog sociologist and behavior expert Terrence Gruber. ”On the other hand, he’s a dog, so who really knows what they’re thinking?”
gpoy this summer.
Pomeranian Pup Has Too Many Hobbies
A 12-week-old Pomeranian named Jay has abolutely no free time. It’s not that the Ontario pup is over worked — he just has way too many hobbies.
“Jay’s favorite activity is rolling in the wet grass and barking at his ball,” says Karyn Stepien, a source close to the situation. “He also enjoys trying to eat dirt and pretending that socks are monsters. Jay also likes to imitate Tom Brady.”
How does he keep it all together?
No, seriously, how?
Dog Bodega Owner Is a Hit With Locals
By Scott Friedstein, FluffPo Correspondent
Business has been booming at a Queens bodega ever since its owner was unceremoniously let go and replaced with a dog.
“He’s just the coolest,” says a neighborhood youngster, referring to Giant, a black Lab. “Like, yesterday I wanted to buy some Twizzlers but I was a dollar short. He didn’t even say anything.”
In addition to his lenient sales policies, locals cite Giant’s equally strict adherance to tobacco laws.
“Oh yeah, good luck buying smokes from him without an ID,” says Ray Canterbury. “My grandmother just happened to forget hers, and he just wasn’t having it. He literally blocked the tobacco shelf — as if she was going to take the whole display. She’s 83.”
Still, residents wouldn’t have it any other way. “Come on, even the last guy would tell you a dog is way better,” Canterbury says, stepping up to the counter. “Isn’t that right, buddy? Who’s a good boy? Huh? Who’s a good boy? Uh, let me get a Powerball and some 9-volt batteries.”
Pug Immediately Regrets Buying Trampoline
A Seattle pug named Franklin saw a trampoline at Target and did what any other self-respecting American would in that situation — he slapped down his debit card and rolled that sucker home.
After a good hour scouting the perfect location and tending to some basic assembly, he was ready to hop on.
“He’s been bouncing for about five hours now,” says Gerald Robinson, one of about 40 onlookers who have encircled the hopeless pup. “You can tell he wants out, but he hasn’t been able to break the cycle. I sure hope he kept the receipt.”
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