willow

30th January 2011 18:10

guysguysguys

I had a great idea.

Since I have absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life, I’ll start a series of “dream jobs” posts.

Each one will feature an idealistic/fantasy “dream job” - something that would be amazingly fun to do, but for some reason is most likely impossible.

Even though I definitely won’t be able to actually do any of these at least it will maybe help provide some inspiration?

I don’t know.

But yeah. I’m loading them up in the queue(ueueueueueueueueueueueueue), so they will start to pop up soon.

30th January 2011 19:13

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DREAM JOB - BASSIST FOR TAYLOR SWIFT

Pros:

- it would be really fun

- wouldn’t be too technically demanding, relatively

- I would get to go on tour and stuff.

Cons:

- certain people of lesser musical taste would mock my profession

- I’m nowhere near good enough

- there already is one, and he seems like a pretty nice guy. wouldn’t want to put him out of a job.

30th January 2011 22:47

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DREAM JOB - ZEN MONK

Pros:

- aaahhh rock gardens are so cool I love them!

- it would be peaceful and relaxing

Cons:

- possibly have to cut my hair? :(

- would have to leave everybody and stuff

- probably no internets.

31st January 2011 0:43

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DREAM JOB - GAME DESIGNER / MODERATOR FOR GUILD WARS

Pros:

- it’s an awesome game

- I’d get to work on it and stuff

- fun fun fun

Cons:

- nowhere near skilled / experienced enough

- GW2 is still only in development? questionable future for this company…

31st January 2011 4:48

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DREAM JOB - DAIRY FARMER

Pros:

- I love cows

- yummy milk and cheese and yogurt and stuff

Cons:

- the cows would eventually get sick and die u.u

- dirty.

31st January 2011 9:36

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DREAM JOB - THOM YORKE

Pros:

- basically everything

Cons:

- kinda impossible :(

31st January 2011 14:24

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DREAM JOB - BALSAMIC VINEGAR MAKING PERSON

Pros:

- vinegar is delicious and yummy

- I’d live in Italy and stuff

Cons:

- It’d take like… a bunch of years before I’d have any to sell

- I’d have to have a whole vineyard and stuff to grow the grapes… so it would cost a lot of money to get started

1st February 2011 4:48

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DREAM JOB - GAME DESIGNER FOR OKAMI

Pros:

- it’s an amazing game

- yay zelda-style games!

- and japanese culture!

Cons:

- the game is already out… maybe if they made a sequel?

- not talented/experienced enough.

3rd February 2011 19:12

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DREAM JOB - OFFICIAL GILMORE GIRLS EXPERT

Pros:

- It’d be my job to watch and re-watch all of the episodes, and memorize everything.

- that would be really fun.

Cons:

- in no way is that an actual job.

28th February 2011 8:00

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DREAM JOB - SOCCER MOM/HOUSEWIFE

Pros:

- seriously. you guys. I don’t think you understand how much I actually want to do this ^.^

- I would get to drive a minivan around and pick up my kids from their theater rehearsal and music lessons (because my kids would totally be artsy)

- I would make cupcakes and cookies and all kinds of stuff and bring in treats for their classes on their birthdays and pack their lunches

- I would do laundry and clean the house and have a wonderful pretty house in the suburbs, with a pretty lawn

- I would have one of those big purses and it would be filled with everything (snacks, crayons, band-aids, you name it), so I’d be ready for any situation.

Cons:

- There are none. I want this life.