Cat Produces Entire Dubstep Record on iPad
Notable dubstep producer Anton the cat has taken a fresh approach to his latest record. With a handful of iPad apps, he’s composed, arranged, recorded and mastered 12 tracks comprising what one critic is calling “his richest work to date.”
“The nuance on this record is really outstanding,” says Jim Wong of DubWorld Magazine. “The fact that he created it without a traditional workstation is monumental. Also, he’s a cat — the fact that it even sounds like music is pretty cool.”
Cat Blogger Obsessed With Google Analytics
Chili, a cat who runs a popular blog about architecture in an around Cleveland, OH, is absolutely obsessed with Google Analytics reports. According to friends, Chili checks the referrals report hourly and always keeps the real-time traffic open in Safari.
All that obsessive analytics tracking might be paying off, though: Chili’s blog is the most popular Cleveland architecture website in Ohio.
4 Out of 5 Interior Designers Prefer Cats to Shag Carpet
A survey conducted by Better Homes and Gardens finds that if cost was not a factor, 80% of interior decorators would incorporate cats over shag carpeting in their designs.
“At the end of the day, carpet is lifeless,” says Frederick Murray, designer and host of HGTV’s Flip This Cat. “With cats, you bring that plushness into the space, but it’s dynamic. One day they’re on the floor, the next day they’re in your armoire. It keeps things fresh.”
Sophie, Submitted by Felicia Sullivan.
Experts: Cats Do Not Make Good Dinner Party Guests
According to experts at the Miss Digsby School of Animal Etiquette in Canton, OH, cats are generally not thought to be good dinner party guests. ”Our research shows us that cats are 230% more likely than dogs, and 1200% more likely than people, to make egregious errors in following proper social mores while at the dinner table,” said feline civility expert Thaddeus Lemon.
Among the leading mistake cats are likely to make are batting their food around, leaving their paws on the table and falling asleep in the gravy.
Cat Procrastinates on Term Paper Assignment
The school year is in its final throes, but that means exams and term paper deadlines loom heavy on the horizon. Lulabell, a student at the University of Southern California, is finding it hard to concentrate on her final assignment.
“That paper counts for half her grade,” says Mandy Sellers, roommate of the procrastinating cat. “She needs to stop watching YouTube videos and get down to work.”