madamethursday:

[Image: A photo of a smoke detector/smoke alarm on a ceiling with the text: “Oh you’re cooking are you? Allow me to play you the song of my people.”]

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

richardgereshift:

why is this so funny to me ksldjf;sd

loooool

Most relevant pic on Tumblr to my life. 

pleatedjeans:

parrot plays mommy [video]

savagedamsel:

geekmuffins:

joyouslyprofane:

princeofprocrastination:

Greek history jokes? Minotaur jokes? Anyone? 

I WILL BUILD A LABYRINTH TO HOUSE THE REGARDS

This comic is beautiful. 

8D

fromonesurvivortoanother:

guineapiggies:

demonickin0:

“Look at this fuckin capybara. It’s like a guinea pig ran out of fucks to give and grew to a zillion times its natural size.”

This is an interruption of normal piggie content for a mildly guinea-related capybara post.

always repost when necessary

fat-birds:

infinitespacetothemoon:

lizzysledgehammer:

icannotbelieve:

“Remember guys, Earth Day is every day!”

-Captain Planet’s pet bird

I love crows.

They’re so smart.

It probably saw people putting stuff in there day after day, and went ‘oh dat goes dere. see? I help.’

Crows are fukken awesome

Environmentally Conscious Crow is more environmentally conscious than you

janedoe225:

FACT: Last time North Carolina amended their constitution on marriage it was to ban interracial marriage